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June · 2026 · the back porch
A short list. Scroll slow. Drink slower.
· house pours · · no measuring spoons · · ice in the cooler ·
start pouringFloral, herbaceous, and citrus-bright. Sunshine in a glass.
drink it on the front step before anyone else gets here.
Warm, tropical, and dangerously smooth.
smells like vacation. tastes like trouble.
The timeless one. Stirred. Served quiet.
no muddled fruit. don't even ask.
A brighter, breezier classic. Bitter, citrusy, easy in the heat.
shake it like you're mad at it.
Smoldering, tart, endlessly refreshing.
salt the rim if you're feeling honest.
Crisp and classic. Sub strawberry or blueberry simple for a berry version.
ask doug about the strawberry one. it's better.
Cool, fizzy, built for the shade.
muddle gently. you're bruising leaves, not avenging them.
help yourself
Floral, lightly spiked, ready to pour.
already in the pitcher. ice yourself in.
the open shelf
build your own. experiment. don't waste the good stuff in a coke.
label says whatever? pour it. that's how the night gets a story.
the garage fridge
if it's beer, it lives in here. mystery cans included.
tap the fridge